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           <title>Late Nights</title>
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Black and Gold" - Sam Sparo<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> the song <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /><br />
</a>hello!<br />
This is evan from <a href="http://crushthelight.info">crushthelight.info</a>. Anyway. So im one of Mauricio's online best friend. yay!  So last night me and Mauricio decided to stay up until 6 AM this morning. We originally thought last night was national all nighter, lol. It's 2:30, and im talking to another friend, Betsy, and shes telling me, its tomorrow. hahaha! So it was a practice for staying up all night. Let me say something. I've never have stayed awake for so long, saying nothing. I sat on my bed for literally 6 hours. Talking to Mauricio. We counted most of the stuff we have in our "Wardrobe". Seeing how many shirts, how many pants, how many belts, etc. It was fun. At like 5:40 my iPod died :[ so i had to communication with Mauricio. sad stuff, let me tell  you. I would have texted him, but I don't have texting this month. Ugh. I went downstairs and i had like breakfast food, i had like three bagels, 2 glasses of orange juice, etc. lol. My dad woke up and he's like. "WTH are you doing up" Im like, uh i haven't gone to bed yet. LMAO! So i went back upstairs and read my book "The Stranger" By  Albert Camus. It was actually pretty good. Its a book that was written like in the 40's or something and was translated into english from french. Its maybe 9ish now? And so i got up and vacuumed my room. hahahahahahaha. And dusted, and changed the sheets on my bed. Then all of a sudden i get a tap on my shoulder. "Wake Up!" i was like WTF, what do you mean? "Its 2:30". OMG! i fell asleep. lol. "Company is coming in a half hour". That's annoying, fining out you have company coming in a half hour, when you have JUST woke up. No time to get ready. So i said screw that and went on the computer. And the company came, i took a shower. and we drove my brother to work. And had a cook out. It was fun :] </p>
<p>Mauricio's currently in Queens NY. I wish i can leave this state. i haven't left the ISLAND I'm on for literally a month. thats horrible, and haven't left the state of MA since freaking december. </p>
<p>But whatever, ill live. So whats up with you guys?
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           <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:08:20 -0400</pubDate>
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Shut Up and Let Me Go" - The Ting Tings<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> my new glasses <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /><br />
Welll sorry I haven't blogged in forever tbh. Since the site went down and everything - and making the new layout and such....stressful. No my CPanel isntt working <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /><br />
So the last couple of days I;ve been updating, swimming at my sister-in-laws pool, and occasionally hanging out with Sam and Alex. Nothing much really.<br />
I saw <u>Get Smart</u> with Cassie some day of last week idr tbh. I really liked it, alot of action, comedy, mystery and adventure. I <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> how it kind of had a twist....with the Rock actual being a double agent. Oh and there's this part when the Rock kisses Steve hehe.<br />
Then the next day my cousin Jonathan came from Boston, and me him and Alex went to see Prom Night  <b>and</b> Harold & Kumar which were movies I <i>really</i> liked tbh.<br />
Oh, btw tbh means <u>to be honest</u>. Its a new habit <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bigsmile.gif" alt="xD" /><br />
Umm. I honestly don't recall much tbh.... oh yeah.<br />
I got my glasses <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/biggrin.gif" alt=":D" /> <a href="http://i27.tinypic.com/2rqlwy8.png">MY EYES + MY GLASSES</A> here <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /> Yeah blurry picture I knoww.<br />
Happy <b>fourth of july</b> for all the Yankees who are <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/reading.gif" alt="reading" /> this....although I guess not everyone is one?<br />
Speaking of that I've been getting <i> a good amount</i> of hits lately, and thanks tons <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/biggrin.gif" alt=":D" /></p>
<p>OH <b>btw gf</b> im going to NYC on Saturday (5th of July) and well IDKKK i have mixed feelings about it.....we're just going to Liberty Isalnd I think heeh <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/biggrin.gif" alt=":D" /></p>
<p>New layout....nice header, different CSS, bad color scheme. Your opinions?
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           <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:20:04 -0400</pubDate>
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><big>neew lay in a few hours!.</big></p>
<p>Yay the sites' back up.<br />
Tuts are going to be releases done as well as maybe somee layssss.</p>
<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "No Time For Tears" - Ashlee Simpson<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> that partyy</p>
<p>So I havent been here for a while. Of coursee, I made a new layout so y'all know I'm alive <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /><br />
Soo I graduatedd on Tuesday! Yep. 8th grade btw. And well after that Cassie and her Dad and Sister and I went out for breakfast, and I came back. Then later that night me, Alex, and Angie went to Lincoln Mall (which is a small mall with like 3 stores.) and bought a mini bowling set at target and "bowled" on the sidewalk and made people walk around us.<br />
<a href="http://i26.tinypic.com/dxz6uo.png">OH MY JESUSSS NICOLE AND I ARE NEW GRAADSS!</A><br />
Then the day after that (Wed.) Nicole and Alex came over , and we went to Dell's , some leomnade place and got some lemonade. It was fun. Oh and its frozen jsyk.<br />
<a href="http://i26.tinypic.com/f2sksk.jpg">OMGGG LOOK ITS ME ALEX AND NICOLE EATING LEMONADE~</a> I feel like posting picturess woott.<br />
Friday Sam, Alex, and I hung out at my house ;)<br />
and same for Saturday. Then me Alex and Christine went to this feaast and like there were carnival rides and junk and we were there til 10.! <a href="http://i27.tinypic.com/adcjdi.jpg">OMG XTINE ALEX AND I ON THE SCRAMBLER GRL !</A>.<br />
Sunday I didnt even leave my housee.<br />
And today! Okay, so around 3 ish Alex and her friend who I've neverrr evverr Met before came over. Angie had told us on Friday about some party some girl from North (our other middle school) was throwing and she told Angie to invite some of her closest friends (<b>OMJ</b> thattss <i>me!</i>) and so Alex was also invited. But since her friend was here, she didn't want to ditchh her. So then Angie asked the girl if her friend could come; and she said no. So Alex and her friend went back home and she was wicked mat at me . Then it <u><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/fryingpan.gif" alt="hit me" /></u> that I was a <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/thumbsdown.gif" alt="terrible" /> friendd for not doing what Alex did for her other friend. Me and her are disputing atm <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /></p>
<p>So the party was amazing. Now this girl has this huuuuge house; and owns like 5 acres of land. In her yard there's about an acre filled with playgrounds; a sailboat thats on the ground, and she had a pool (we made a whirlpool and pllayed with the noodles!) and a snowcone machine and a moooon bounce and a blow up obstaclee course. Then we sealed it with a bonfire ;D Fun stufff.</p>
<p>OH NO! Its <i>that time of month</i>! No no, I dont get my period; its when my bandwidth exceeds <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /> I know, I feel like a low quality webmaster since my site is always down <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" />  Ill try to buy morreee and see how things work out ;D</p>
<p>So if the site is down , I'll come back with a new layout (im not into this one) and a whole BRAND NEW SECTION. <b>brand</b> <i>new</i> <u>section</u>. Basically; the thing I dont have that is vital. TUTORIALS! I've made about....7 of them. They're nice I guess? Its hard thinking of ideas , <b>reccomend</b> some! I'll do the tutorial for the 1st reccomender.</p>
<p>So I havee a wickeed bad ear infection. <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /> Oh and my brother turns the big ONE EIGHT tomorrow! Happy Birthday to him even though I dislike him ;D</p>
<p>Oh and the new MySpace and navbar and go !@#$% your Mother's uncles sister and I cant go on it on my IE or on my sidekick. Instead of hiding it , I decided to just change the color <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /></p>
<p>New mag stock &+ full bg defaults ;D
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           <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:56:10 -0400</pubDate>
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Pork and Beans" - Weezer<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> Deffinately not the weather.</p>
<p>I havent blogged in a week; so I'll try to remember the most interesting things <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /></p>
<p>So Thursday was High Meadows! I'm sure we spoke of this. I think so. So my bffll Alex went, (she almost didnt go because of her grades), and so did Christine, Allie, Melanie, LeRana, Kaley, everyone but Cassie cause she's a lazy bumbum who doesnt like physical activity except when she has sex <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/biggrin.gif" alt=":D" /> Lmao justkidding Cassie !<br />
It was <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/thumbsup.gif" alt="great" />. Me <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="loving" /> food, there was like delicious cake and the made burgers in a grill right in fornt of your face, they hada a soda dispenser, and cotton candyy and popcorn that the popped in front of your face; (it was all <i>really</i> fresh.) They had this bungee jump thing I went on for like 2 minutes and waited 2 hours, airbrus tattoss ( I didnt get any <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /> ) and a mechanical bull that my friend Shayla rode for <b>37 seonds</b> and stuff. I liked it <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /> Except I went on the pool twice, and both times were less than 2 minutes because they kept calling us out. Teacher's swim or something. I liked it; we got home att 6PM and went to school at 6AM.<br />
We <u>had</u> to go to school that day; for some reason <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/tongue.gif" alt=":P" /></p>
<p>On Friday we did....nothing but play Scrabble in Spanish and I randomly danced.  I don't think this has honestly sunk into Mauricio - I have <i.no more science classes</i>; and tomorrow <b>first</b> period is going to be the <b>last</b> <u>ever</u> middle school math class, or class with Mrs Brodeur. We're also having an ice cream social and signing yearbooks.</p>
<p>Let's back up -dances- on Friday aft. school; me and Gramps hit up the Commuter Rail on the rad to Beantown. That's Boston for all you kiddos. We took that Commter Train; and 2 subways! I arrived there <i>succesfulyy</i> and asked a whole bunch of people questions .</p>
<p>Then we got there and saw my Unc's new house furnished. It's wicked pretty, and I <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> thecolor scheme and the "dwarf room". Then I helped my Grandpa do a chore because there were like vineyard growing untop of this thing atop hsi drive way (im not good at describing things) so my grandfather decided to ditch the big scissor thigies and use a <b>butcher knife</b>. I was so intimidated as I pulled the vines and he stabbed bark with a knife. ahh!</p>
<p>So then yeah. Today my brother needed to go to work; or he'd get "fired" so we left wicked early, (i stumbled out in yesterday's clothes; unbathed, and with a tread barely on my shoe.) and then I got here. We ordered Colombian food delivery since we don't feel like going out (its RAINY and COLD).</p>
<p>It's Daddy's Day! <B>HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY'S</B>. I called my Daddy today but didn't buy him anything. OR have seen him for that matter. He still thinks im in Boston haha <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bigsmile.gif" alt="xD" /></p>
<p>This has been a long blog. I added one new Web Lay today <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" />
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           <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:08:47 -0400</pubDate>
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Music Is My Boyfriend" - Skye Sweetname<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> I'm actually really <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/jump.gif" alt="happy" /> <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /><br />
I'm kind of lost what I'm supposed to be talking about, anyways.<br />
Yesterday my Mom had some kind of party at my house and I had this little water fight with my Mom's friend's daughter Nicolle, and I went to sleep at 3.<br />
I woke up today at like, 8 and then we headed out to the lake that's about an hour away.<br />
Maybe like, 35 minutes actually (:<br />
So I got there and the water was <i>freezing</i> but not that bad.<br />
As some (<b>i think</b>?) of you may know, I Have <u>very</u> bad hearing. I've had tubes in my ears liek twice, so I have to wear these custom made plugs when I swim (they look liek play-doh) so everyone was looking at me weird.<br />
Between the huge bugs, 5 coats of sunscreen (I hate tans, esp. since I have black hair. Paleness is hautee <b><3</b>), the eternal trend of "under-the-waist" swim trunks, I had fun. I found a frisbee. LMAO.<br />
Sooo Now I'm here.<br />
I haven't  made any content,<br />
but I made this layout on Sat (that I really like!)<br />
OMFG.<br />
<big>I need your help!</big><br />
So on top of being near-deaf, I'm like blind too <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bigsmile.gif" alt="xD" /> <i>poor me</i>.<br />
I need you to help me choose my glasses.<br />
It's between <a href="http://i30.tinypic.com/xcokyw.jpg">the black and white Emporio Armani's</a> and <a href="http://i25.tinypic.com/2gujlp3.jpg">the brown-and-wood-accents D&G's</a>. Sorry the picturess are bad quality, its that my Mom was scrreaming at me to hurry. I chose the brown and wooden ones, but my Mom said I can change my mind if I wanted to.<br />
So help me kiddos <33</p>
<p>{<b>EDIT</B>} Janice (my optical 'assistant') said she ordered a new set of 8 D&G's that will arrive in a week to 10 days, so I'm better of waiting! I'll keep you updated on it! Thanks for all you who commented! {<b>/EDIT</B>}
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           <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:48:06 -0400</pubDate>
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Don't Cry Out" - Shiny Toy Guns<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> im not <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="loving" /> anythingggg.</p>
<p>I got the most <i><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/thumbsdown.gif" alt="terrible" /> haircut</i> in the whole entire world. I am going to have a stroke.<br />
It's all my Mom's fault. I was obliged. I hate life, I hate my hair.<br />
I dont have any self esteem r confidence. I dont think I can barely approach anyone without thinking what they'll say about my hair.</p>
<p>So at the barbershop I was making a huge scandal because I didn't want to,<br />
and everyone was looking at me. IRDK; I wanted to keep my curly locks.<br />
I then got home, cried hystercially and rolled in my carpet, look an uber long shower, and then collapsed and then I arose again. Okay, I didnt collapse. I was so sad.<br />
I mean <i>am</i>.<br />
I hate this <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/star.gif" alt="*" />cries<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/star.gif" alt="*" /><br />
I'm honestly <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bawling.gif" alt="crying" /> right now.<br />
How. Fragile.  </p>
<p>But to quote Ashlee,<br />
no time for tears.
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           <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:21:23 -0400</pubDate>
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           <title>achoo?</title>
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely) - P!nk<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> the fact that I don't have <b>any more</b> projects!</p>
<p>I'm back! <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /> I haven't blogged in half a century, possilbe .7 centuries. <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /> Okay no one laughs at those. Well I'll tell you about what's been going on.<br />
Yesterday I had a grueling little workout. First, my Mom said we needed to clean the house. My brother was at work, so it was just me and Mom. She told me the vacuum broke on her, (it was supposedly releasing dust.) so I decided to broom my brother's room. Its <i>carpet</i>. So I did so, and it was <i>difficult</i> and I was sweaty and hurt. Then she told me it was fixed again. The dust was that powder that smells 'fragrant' that you put on the vacuum.  :|<br />
Then I cleaned my shower. Hard-work.<br />
Today, I awoke to sunshine, something I <u>adore</u>. Then, I had to take a cold shower. <u>freezing</u>. I went to the boiler room, and I think the thing was shut off, so I didnt want to touch it <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/tongue.gif" alt=":P" /><br />
I think that's what set me off.<br />
I walked ot school with a hoodie on, and it was kind of hot.<br />
I sneezed probably 100 times with out exxageration. I got only about 30 bless you's. Oh well.<br />
Today, I finished gathering the Magazine Scan/Stock. And scanning, and <u>finally,</u> thumbnailing!<br />
Here they are, <a href="magstock.php">21 Magazine Stocks</a>!<br />
At your service.<br />
There <i<could</i> be a chance my bandwidth could excceed <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/star.gif" alt="*" />again<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/star.gif" alt="*" /> in the next 2 or 3 days. I'll have to buy more I guess.<br />
By the way, who likes the new lay? Orange revival?</p>
<p>oh, and by the way, today around 3:19 PM Eastern Time, BlueTux.org reached <b>100,000</b> hits! Thanks so much you guys, it <u>really</u> motivates me <3 In honor of this, I'll be making Layouts, a Web Lay, and Headliners and Stock!
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           <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 18:41:22 -0400</pubDate>
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Backflip" - Raven-Symone<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> ....</p>
<p><big>bandwidth about to exceed!</big><br />
Ill be back on Tuesday or Wednesday!<br />
I'm sorry, but I predict the payment will arrive one of those days!<br />
Come back (;<br />
[<b>edit</b>] I sent my payment for more bandwidth on Friday,<br />
But since I bet it didn't arrive on Sat, and Sunday there's no mail, <i>and</i> tomorrow is a holiday, if my site exceeds bandwidth it will be back by Tues. Or Wed. Expect a new layout! [<b>/edit</b>]<br />
Weell Saturday was <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/thumbsup.gif" alt="great" />! Me and one of my good friends Cassie went to see <u>What Happens in Vegas</u>; and it's my favorite movie so far this year! It was hilarious. I <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" />d the part at the beginning when he arrives hoem for his surprise party, and she gets dumped in front of EVERYONE. I would've had a stroke. Before that we went to the mall and roamed around and what not. Then we tried to win a WebKin but couldn't.<br />
We went back to her house, and played "The Game Of Life" and Wii. Then I got an iced latte before I went home. <b>veryyyyy fun</b>.</p>
<p>Then, I arrived home. My Mom and Grandpa came soon after, followed by my brother, his girlfirend, and her friend. I'll sum it up: <b>me, my brother, and his girlfriend fell asleep in the same bed</b>. Now, DO NOT get the <u>wrong idea</u>. I was awefully <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/tired.gif" alt="tired" /> and fell asleep in his bed, and my Mom fell asleep quite soon, and didn't notice her leaving or anything, so you know.</p>
<p>Then I went to the mall because my Mom needed to go pay her bills (she;s a bit nubb-ish and doesn't pay them <i>online</i>.) and she bought me some corduroy shorts. I want to find the magazine VMan or V. I've never seen a single issue so it makes it <i>rare</i>, therefore I want it.</p>
<p>We then went to buy the things for my bridge (science porject.) and it started raining <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bigsmile.gif" alt="xD" /></p>
<p>Now I'm here. I;m going to make a to-do list!</p>
<p>The goal date is <b>May 23rd</b> for <i>everything</i>!</p>
<p>- 20 Magazine Stocks (new section.)<br />
- <s>2 full BG defaults</s> <a href="http://www.bluetux.org/fullbgdefaults.php">CLICK!</a><br />
- <s>1 Patterned Default</s> <a href="http://www.bluetux.org/patterneddefaultlayouts.php">CLICK!</a><br />
- <s>2 Left-Sided Defaults</s> <a href="http://www.bluetux.org/leftsideddefaults.php">CLICK!</A><br />
- 1 Clipping Set<br />
- <s>2 Fashion Ads</s> <a href="http://www.bluetux.org/fashionads.php">CLICK!</a><br />
- 1 Brush Set<br />
- <s>10 Summer Headers</s> <a href="http://www.bluetux.org/summerheaders.php">CLICK!</a><br />
- <s>2 Stocks</s> <a href="http://www.bluetux.org/miscstock.php">CLICK!</a></p>
<p>Is it physically possible!? Let's hope so (:
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<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> today (:</p>
<p> Tuday (yes, the <i>new</i> spelling!) was amazing!<br />
 He was really nice (Jeff Kinney) and he was really humoroues and he had liek a poqwerpoint to tell us about his career, he said that <b>a movie was in production</b> and showed us the German, Koreans and even <i>Catalan</i> version of his book! I know, here's  a very blurry picture:<br />
<img src="http://i30.tinypic.com/j1107n.png"><br />
The little boy in front of us had some <u>problem</u>; and kept interrupting and asking dumb questions, and waving his hand. He asked if he was going to sign his books. Then he asked if it was toging to be a video game. Then he asked what <i>console</i>. He didn't say console, but that's what he meant. Kids. </p>
<p>Then, we spent the <u>entire</u> 5h period (an hour and liek 20 minutes.) in the lib. having lunch, and talking about the book club and it wa sour last meaning. sad -tear-<br />
I <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" />d Book Club, I learned so much, and it was fun to discuss things.</p>
<p>Then, we had remedial, where I did since homework and read the second Diary of A Wimpy Kid that he signed, and then had this quiz in science. Mary Ann showed us her tad pole eggs, and started whining/pitying/admitting that she was an unorganized teacher, unlike Kathy (our old Science teacher, who was pretty much the most difficult picky teacher I've had.) </p>
<p>Then me Alex, LeRana, Nicole, Ally, and Christine helped SMAD (some school organization.) and cleaned the school. We got <b>down and dirty</b> , okay we didn't. We did pick up stuffs with our funky latex g<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" />s, and stuff. <a href="http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=350606608&albumID=208887&imageID=3769078">Here's</a> a picture</a>. that's Nicole and Christine's in the back (LUL.) </p>
<p>Then today at DD they we're giving free iced coffee, and since we couldnt buy any coffee at Border's I had some money, so me Alex & LeRana went and bought donuts, and got free coffee!</p>
<p>It has been a fabulous day!</p>
<p>I've added 5 New <a href="stock.php">Stocks</a>. (1 Notebook; 3 Misc; and 1 Paper.)</p>
<p>Maybe a weblay tomorrow.<br />
No I take that, back, it's Friday!<br />
have fun kidd-ohs.
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Rule Breaker" - Ashlee Simpson<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> the day out!</p>
<p>So scratch that whoel blog break thing, I can't resist tell you abouy mt <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/fez.gif" alt="boring" /> life <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bigsmile.gif" alt="xD" /></p>
<p>Well, I have news. Have any of you heard of a book called <u>Diary of A Wimpy Kid</u>? Yeah, well since I'm in book club (<b>lulll.</b>) we read that book, now we are going to <i>meet</i> Jeff Kinney (the author.) in <b>person</b>! Wewt! The other cool thing is that it's a field trip and we miss school (:<br />
It's <b>this</b> Thursday! I'm really excited! <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/star.gif" alt="*" />flaps hands and jumps up and down<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/star.gif" alt="*" /></p>
<p>Well the weather today was <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/thumbsup.gif" alt="great" />, so I walked to school and I was late <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /> No i wasn't, but almost. Julieth gave me a ride (: Her Mom's really nice. </p>
<p>We made a catapult (sp?) in Industrial Arts & Tech today. I got partenerd with this girl who is mentally handicapped (kind of like me nowadays.), and has a spine problem. She swears often and is careless and immature. But we finished it! The little frame is crooked, and our teacher did half the work, but I like it and it works (:</p>
<p>I made 5 new stocks today. I'll be making more layouts (left sided mostly.) today!</p>
<p><b>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - </b><br />
 <i>05.13.08</i><br />
-> 5 New <a href="paperstock.php">Paper Stocks</a>.<br />
->2 New <a href="leftsideddefaults.php">Left-Sided Defaults</a>.
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Rule Breaker" - Ashlee Simpson<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> winterfreshgum<br />
I'm going to not blog <i>as often</i>.  Take a break from blogging kind of.<br />
<big>I'm still updating!</big><br />
Just not <i>blogging</i> for a <b>while</b>. I feel like it's kind of useless, and this site is about my content not exactly about me. It's bluetux.org n, andd <i>not</i> mauricioroolez.com .<br />
Really, no one comments unless you comment them first, so it's like some unwritten commitment. I rarely comment anyone, so it doesn't matter.<br />
I didn't make anything today <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /><br />
I was busy , but expect stock and brushes.</p>
<p>I plan on getting rid of my "<a href="pinups.php">Pin-Ups</a>" at the end of this week. They are low quality, and not that usefull.<br />
I don't have time to comment back so if you do comment, don't expect a reply.
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Like It or Leave It" - Aly & AJ<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> that song ^<br />
<a href="http://www.drugboxmb.everyheartbeat.info/">JOiN DRUGBOX KIDDOS!</a><br />
It's sex inabox.</p>
<p>So, I'm sorry about my last blog, I was uuber angry, mostly at me. Oh, and by the way, A2 classes are between standard classes and honors calsses , enriched, or whatever.<br />
I forgot to mention I have anew layout. it's one of my favorites, so I be excited and what not <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /><br />
I have really bad ulcer things in my mouth, and they <b>hurt alot</b>! <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /> My Mom said to do any of the following things: 1) Get a Q-Tip and but baking soda on it 2) put <i>salt and lemon</i> (-scream-) on it. 3) Wait for her to buy some "mineral" that has some funky taste and scrub my mouth against it. Oh boy.<br />
So today is Mother's Day! Now, kids, you seriously must honor your Mom's today. I bought my Mom a set of those Glade candles that like into oil and what not. Then I told her I <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" />d her (which I literally tell her each day.) and stuff. I like <i><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /></i> my Mom. I mean, there's <u>tons of mothers</u> who do the most unthinkable evilest things in the world to their kid's and I'm just grateful that my Mom doesn't. So maybe she doesn't understand like anything and tends to lie to me alot, I <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> her. Be thankful kids!</p>
<p>So umm. I added some stuff. I finished this <u>really long</u> project that the teacher (Karen from English.) assigned us like 5 months to do, 'cuz we had to collect things over the months, and what not. Mine came out nice, but like, some things aren't in chronological order, so deeeng. I have this <i>grueling</i> science project where I have to build a bridge (wtf?) and put some terms of physics. </p>
<p>Well I was going to scan some stock. I might start making tutorials (just layout tutorials.) but I;m not sure. SO I need to make stock, and I need to like get starte don my magazine stock thing, (it's very similair to Swimchick's.) 'cuz I have alot of magazines with text like that. But I can't, 'cuz people are coming over for dinner, and I can't be randomly scanning, that'd be weird.....<br />
I had strawberry ice cream today, then my Mom and my Grandfather went to Dunkin Donuts, and I wanted a Sierra Mist (this is similair to my iced coffee incident I haven't told you about.) so then she said no, cuz I just had ice cream (I'm so phfattt.) and I got mad and she's like "Get the rest of the bags." and it was <b>2 daang bags</b>, and she was like empty handed, except for her cofffeee. So I went down to get them 'cuz she was like "GEtt the baggs!" so then the 2 bags became get the trash and vaccuum the living room, so I'm pushing around that yellow thing called a vacuum machine around our living room.<br />
So maybe I wasn't so good today (;</p>
<p><b>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - </b><br />
<i>05.12.08.</i><br />
-> 4 New <a href="http://www.bluetux.org/leftsideddefaults.php">Left-Sided Defaults</a>.<br />
->1 New <a href="http://www.bluetux.org/fullbgdefaults.php">Ful-Background</a> Default
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Lemon Tree" - Fool's Garden<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> PSHT.</p>
<p>[<b>EDIT</B>] I updated my <a href="pastlyt.php">Past Layouts</a> page. [</b>/EDIT</B>]</p>
<p>i dont really feel like capitalizing.<br />
I don rly flip a shit about anything anymore.<br />
WTF, I've just wasted <i>three years of my life</i> working for something.<br />
Where has it lead me?<br />
Where <b>will</b> it lead me?<br />
<B>A2 CLASSES.</B><br />
this is just a shame to me, I've been in honors classes since like freaking second grade.<br />
A2.<br />
with all the freaking kids who the teachers felt bad for and don't care if they fail or not , and go to school to look at people and potentially vandalize stalls.<br />
with <i>class clowns</i>. It makes me shiver saying that, to have some annoying person trying to make people laugh and having the teacher beat your eardrums<br />
cuz someone won't <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/shhh.gif" alt="be quiet" /> when they need to?<br />
All those average kids are in A2. some of my frds too, but still.<br />
I feel like I worked so hard for this and just lost it?<br />
I wasn't even reccomended for HONORS SOCIAL STUDIES, or SCIENCE 'cuz Mary-Ann is <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/biting.gif" alt="pissed" /> at me 'cuz I didnt join her freaking science olympiad WHATEVERTHEHECK thing and doesn't know how to teach but sit behind her desk and look for duck figurines on eBay. and CECILE; how <u>could she</u>. I mean I hate me.<br />
I hate me.<br />
I <i>hate</i> me.<br />
I <b>hate</b> me.<br />
I <u>hate</u> me.<br />
I HATE ME.
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Lollipop" - Mika<br />
drink Saltine crackers<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> GO carts!</p>
<p> [<b>EDIT</B>]<br />
i WAS TAGGED BY <A HREF="HTTP://SHORTCAKELaYouTS.COM">Sarah</a>.<br />
<b>1.</b> I'm very picky when I eat eggs.<br />
<b>2.</b>  I used to read alot (for fun) but now I don't so much.<br />
<b>3.</b> I've pretty much gone against each moral my parents taught me.<br />
<b>4.</b> I want to keep a little log of all the things I learn each day, but I dont want to.<br />
<b>5.</b> I get obsessed easily.<br />
<b>6.</b> i mention drugs alot, but honestly think they're gross.<br />
<b>7.</b> Me and my friends have this inside joke about our own little store called "Victor's Secret" and it's hilarious.<br />
I'm tagging no one (: <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/tongue.gif" alt=":P" /></p>
<p>[</b>/EDIT</b>]</p>
<p>Now I have this <i>problem</i>. I think of something to blog about but <b>then I forget</b>. (: LMAO. So I can be sto0pid, but whatevs! I'm actually not that bad in math, I mean I';ve been <i>trying</i>, but "time will tell" what happens.<br />
So, umm.<br />
-starts scratching head and looking around nervously-<br />
I'll just talk about today.<br />
At school, I wore the straw hat I bought in Italy, and LeRana and Alex and a whole bunch of people didn't like it. I mean maybe they <i.did like it</i>, just not on me <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /><br />
Then, we had gym, and volleyball some more, but it's coming to an end <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /> I mean, I'd perfer volleyball than all those other things we do like - <u>baseball</u> - runs away flapping arms- This morning I was like <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/tired.gif" alt="tired" />, so I didn't have much energy. So then, what was after that? SS, and me and Nicole and Alex where like pretending to work. In science we're doing an egg landing thing & all that goes on is Nicole weaves paper together (lmao, this is part of our thingie.) and Alex sticks tape on us and I color something in. It's awesome!<br />
So, <b>OMG!</b> I found something to talk about <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" />  I usually talk about my <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/fez.gif" alt="boring" /> life, but this involves my <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/fez.gif" alt="boring" /> life <i>and</i> excitement!<br />
 Everyyear, the 8th graders go out for a day - from 6 AM to 6 PM - and go to a place called <u>High Meadows</u>. It;s some kind of country club thing, and we get unlimited soda and ice cream and some other stuff, and we're all going, (Cassie, me, Nicole, Alex, Christine, Angie, Shayla and other people I don;t feel like mentioning.), but it's like $45, but I payed it today! So I'm <b>officiially</b> going! It;s the 12th of June. SO yeah. <a href="http://www.highmeadowresort.com/">Here's their website.</a><br />
Cassie and I are going <b>go kart racing</b> Saturday after the next, <u>cant wait!</u> The last time I go kart raced was in the Carrefour in Colombia last summer, so i'm excited.<br />
I can't make apostrophes. They turn into semicolons <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /><br />
Well, I posted <b>another editorial</b> on foto_decadent! <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/foto_decadent/1757584.html#cutid1">Check it Out!</a><br />
Welll.<br />
I have nothing to talk about now.<br />
I've Added</p>
<p><i>05.06.08.</i><br />
<b>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -</b><br />
-> 1 New <a href="weblays.php">Premade Web Layout</a>.</p>
<p><i>05.05.08</i><br />
<b>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -</b><br />
-> 3 New <a href="patterneddefaultlayouts.php">Patterned Defaults</a>.<br />
->1 New <a href="fullbgdefaults.php">Full Background Defualt</a>.<br />
->10 New <a href="plainheaders.php">Plain Headers</a>.<br />
-> 5 New <a href="decoratedheaders.php">Decorated Headers</a>.
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Mercy	- Duffy<br />
drink nothing<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> my new layout?</p>
<p>[<b>EDIT!</B> Well, I added some new stuff. Its up top! 5 New stocks. And In a n effort to reduce bandwidth, I've organized the Stock and the Layouts! <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bigsmile.gif" alt="xD" /> Congratulate me <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/tongue.gif" alt=":P" /><br />
Anywho, I want to thanks Jess from www.swimchick.net for plugging me!<br />
Returning to reality, I did volleyball today. Personally it;s not that bad. Right, I;m talking about gym. Anywho, my frds Julieth & Nicole are in the team to it's not that bad. But the <i>unspoken captains</i> just passs the ball at each other during warmups until they get off guard and everyone gets excited. Its so like eew <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /> Then he screams at people for not doing good....<b>he's insane</b>.<br />
I got my 1st ever post on foto_decadent! After like, 3 tries. It got a <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/thumbsup.gif" alt="great" /> response, so I;m satisfied. Itss here --> http://community.livejournal.com/foto_decadent/1752702.html#cutid1<br />
So if you use it, just remember Mauricio posted it (: Please don't stalk my LJ though, I want it to be private and it's not really linked anywhere <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bigsmile.gif" alt="xD" /><br />
I;m considering running <i>ads</i>, just to see what it's like. But I don't want you guys to misconstrue the fact that I run ads as this being somekind of business for me, because it AIN'T BE.<br />
So Im a bit sad over one of my "friends" being mad at me. Me and his/her/shim's friend, and she's been hellping out me. It's shocking really, and is kind of like a "<u>slap in the face</u>" telling me to change.....or something (;<br />
{<b>/EDIT!</b>]</p>
<p>Lets start here,<br />
It's a We would. Aft, and I just finished posting my new lay.<br />
Then, as I go to check any cmts on my cbox, I get this npotice that my bandwidth <b<exceeded</b><br />
Daang<br />
<big>I'm so sorry</big><br />
I hope I can get all those visitors back that I lost.<br />
I'm in the process of buying <i>more</i> bandwidth, and hosting is <u>closed</u>.<br />
Well my new lay is diff.<br />
It's a bit racy XD<br />
And I like it like that.<br />
Expect a lot like that <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bigsmile.gif" alt="xD" /><br />
And well I'm walking to school,<br />
So bai (:<br />
Oh, by the way, I added 1 new lyt (myspace), 2 new scans, and 1 new stock!
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Billy S." = Skye Sweetnam<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/waterbottle.gif" alt="drinking" /> SPrite + CROTOUNS!<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> umm.... i havent been <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="loving" /> anything lately ):<br />
I am like blogging because I have like nothing to do. I think it's Friday. Technically. Today was the <b>Day of Silence</b> & I participated! THis kid (my bff's ex.) was passing out the stickers & I got one & the paper to go along! It's so sad that they killed Lawrence King for being who he was. It's <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/thumbsdown.gif" alt="terrible" />. People in my school perticipated in it and were like using sign language. I stuck with "Mhmmm's" & "Ummhmm's" I sound like a cavemann.<br />
Well UMMM. Does anyone flip a sheettt about my lyt? Is it a good direction? I've praticed the style <u>twice</u> after I made this& it's not coming out good. I'll get better? <b>Be honest!</b><br />
SOOOOO, I went to CVS today to liek pick-up my 1 hr photo's, and the guy couldn't find my order soooo likeee he had to reprint & its 144 pictures to it was tkaing a long time & my Mom came in & madee this huge scandal of me making her wait outside. & then I got like mad. My Mother is so impatient. and has other bad qualities about her, and  can be crude.<br />
<i>speaking of crude</i>, my GRANDPA is coming May 6th from Colombia. He hasn't been here in about 3-4 yeas & hasn't seen our new house. I haven't added in that he is like 86 and has a <u>hole in his throat</u> & <B>STILL FREAKING SMOKES</b>? That is <i>ignorance</i>. The unblissful kind. So like, I am not giving up my room, that's insane. I'll have no place to meditate & open up my Salon for Bald People. Devastatinggg. And heee's mean and <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/dunce.gif" alt="stupid" />.<br />
Speaking of <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/dunce.gif" alt="stupid" />, my Dad came back form Colombia. Aftere like <i>what,</i> 4 months?! RIDICULOUSSS. Im surprised he was able to get his job back. He's so irresponsible. A vacation isn't 1/3 of the year? <B>GahhhhHAHAH</b>. SO yeah.<br />
I keep on getting these E-Mails (like 4 a day) saying I've used 40% of my bandwidth this month? I don't truly understand bandwidth. I deleted some inactive subbies, and like one of my kids emancipated. -cries- I wonder who it was. -cough- ben -snort-<br />
I'm verryyy borrrrrrrred. I'm even repeating letterss.<br />
OMG. Jacy was tellling me these HELEN KELLER jokes, and they are very mean & funny. Like, "<b>What did Hellen Keller's parents do to punish her?"</b> they put her in a round room & told her to find the corner & gave her a basketball & told her to read it. Yeah not funny? More at http://www.jokechallenge.com/keller.html.<br />
So I'm leaving! Tonight do something cliche like loook out my window for romance & cuddle with myself.
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           <title>back from Italiaa</title>
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<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/waterbottle.gif" alt="drinking" /> nothing<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="loving" /> <b>EHH</b>.<br />
Hey! I'm back!!!! <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/star.gif" alt="*" />balloons fall from ceiling<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/star.gif" alt="*" /> I know, it was amazing! My camera, which we never got to name, <u>BROKEE</u>, but it was in Cinque Terre, and that was thankfully towards the end (before Milan) so i didnt miss out on alot of pictures! I'm going later today to like um.... 'reveal' them? Then I'll just scan them! Well it was <u>the time of mylife</u>, I <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" />d Austria & Rome, and Florence too! I toook alot of trains, and we always ran to get them. i went to Baci's lagoon, Pisa (the tower isn't that big.), Milan, Venice (twice) & other places. I'll try to post my pictures ASAP.<br />
I got a <i>haircut</i>. I'm not really liking it, some guy did it for me, and like he didn't get my 'vision', but they <i>never do</i>.<br />
I didn't go to school today. I am <b>so bored </b>with my life. I don't know, I <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" />d Europe, but I'm not exactly ready to comfortably go back into the sync of life. I'm really giddy that school is almost wrapping up, and I'm just a bit hesitant in going back to school. It sucks, I dont know.<br />
What did I buy? I bougght like tons of postcards, and I only sent like 4, so I'm planning on doing some collage with them. Numbero ESPECIALE #9! GQ Italia, Vogue Italia, Deutsche, Paris, Casa, España, magnets & keychains, a D&G belt, a straw hat, and sstufff.<br />
I dont feel like making anything, maybe I will. I want to change bluetux's direction, and my style.<br />
Ahhh, I don't feeeel like doing anythingg, and it's only 10:30.<br />
cries
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Almost Lover" - A Fine Frenzy<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/waterbottle.gif" alt="drinking" /> sprite<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> Italy!</p>
<p><b>UPDATEE:</B><br />
hEY GRLS!<br />
( & guys)<br />
IIt's my <i>birthday</i>! I went to Pasanova today, and to some mall....it's absolutely gorgeous, and I bought osme stuff! I've been to Venice, Klegenfurt, and Corinthia (that's In Austria). Well thanks so much for all your comments! <b.<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/wave.gif" alt="bye" />e <3</b></p>
<p><big>ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS OF BLUETUX.ORG!</big></p>
<p>Mauricio's on <i>vacation!</i> He will beleaving the 9th (Wednesday) of April around noon to <u>Italy</u>! I'm going to stay here until the 22nd! Please expect <b>no content</b> being made until then. <u>ALL content</u> Is posted; and <b>affiliates</b> do not remove me! I have you up there! I think a few of you got lost! Just remove me from your lists! <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/jump.gif" alt="happy" /></p>
<p><big>MAURICIO'S BDAY IS THE 13TH</big><br />
There's a tiny cbox <i>below</i> to leave me a little "Happy B-Day comment." Ill be <b>extremely insulted</b> if you dont, even if it's belated! All cool people are required too. Yes, my affies, or I'll delete you from my next layout. Or if you even <i>flip a shit</i> about me! <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/applause.gif" alt=":applause:" /></p>
<p>This layout ditches the sidebar, and is passable. Stock credit to streetcarcircus.net, picture credit to guess.com, pattern credit to rewindd.com, brush credit to hswimchick.net <b> <3</b> <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/crazy.gif" alt="crazy" /><br />
<b>Title:</b> I propose to be your most perfect victim of illusion.</p>
<p>When I return, expect pictures from my tip, alot more scans from the mags I buy out there, and me, <i>of course</i></p>
<p>Now, I'm off! Wish me luck and with the will of God I'll have the <b>highlight of my life </b> (: smile
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           <description><![CDATA[<p></a><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Mercy" - Duffy<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/waterbottle.gif" alt="drinking" /> Poland Springs <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/jump.gif" alt="happy" /> ~<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> Jess's new layout <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/biggrin.gif" alt=":D" /><br />
Well. I don't know in how long I haven't blogged. sad i don't like blogging until I have like 7 comments, and I haven't been getting much comments lately <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /> I don;t think people like me anymore. I;m a total loser. Bai. JK.<br />
Well yeah, I wanted to put up an animation on my site for April Fool's that said "Hiatus" for like 2 seconds, then it's say "<b>APRIL FOOOOLS!</B>" and then you'd just click to enter. But I didn;t want to. My Mom's like "<u>dood get off the compyutuh.</u>" Kay, she doesn't say <i>dood</i> but she's like "YOUR ALWAYS ONT HAT THING; YOU NEVER ANSWER YOUR PHONE; AND YOUR MUSIC IS BLASTINGG SO YOU CANT COME DOWN WHEN I NEED YOU TO~." Well we had another alarm in Church. False one.<br />
I'm <i>pretty sure</i> I;m going to win Pandora's SOTM! But keep voting! I want to thanks <b>everyone</b>; and a shouttout to my trannies back at Flaunty MB; you should deff join <3<br />
Who likes my new favicon? This layout has had <i>too many</i> tweeaks :/<br />
Anywho. On Monday, I didn't go to schoool <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bigsmile.gif" alt="xD" /> Yes, im <b>abadass</b>. Then I went for my retainer fitting, since I lost my other one, and my Mom's like "OMGAHH, I couuld've bought you something else than <b>antoher friggen retainer</b>" and I kind of agree. She's like mad at me <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /> and then she had to go take my brother to get a urinal sample, because he got hired at Perry Ellis (the one's witht he cheap ads that shop the guy's chest hair.) and he has to like do stuff. <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/smile.gif" alt=":)" /> That means he won't be here! WOOT! Jessica, my brother's gf's friend, was here with me, and we made BRUSHES! So I'll post them later!<br />
I made a few headers and a new layout. I liked the style, but I need to start practicing! I havent graphically practiced since like Dec. <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/bigsmile.gif" alt="xD" /><br />
Well today at school in gym, he told me if I wanted to do the Jump Rope unit int he toehr gym and I said yes! So I was jumping rope with Nicole and LeRana and Julieth and it was chell.<br />
So umm. We got another <u>novel writing</u>! On the Chocolate War! That book is so gross, all they talk about is like masturbating and breasts. And now we have to write 5 pages on it! <b>GRR</b>. <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/sick.gif" alt=":(" /> <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/crazy.gif" alt="crazy" /> Whatever, its NBD.<br />
Well yeah. <u>Leave comments<3</u>?
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           <description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/boombox.gif" alt="music" /> "Beat of My Heart" - Hillary Duff<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/waterbottle.gif" alt="drinking" /> diet pepsi shocked<br />
<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> my new argyle socks!</p>
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 <i>away away, away awayyyyy</i><br />
Ugh. Well, I dont understand why this is BOLDED? I mean, gah, stap it please.<br />
Idk how to fix it, Ive closed all my tabs, IDK its not working !<br />
Anywho, I think I fergot to mention that there was a fireeeeeeeeee thing at my shcool. Like a pipe burst. From the boiler. So then like, this announcement comes on and my principal is like "<i>all teachers please exit the building</i>" and we were like in class, so im like <b>hello?</b> So then 30 seconds later they call a firre alarm, <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/melodramatic.gif" alt="melodramat" /> OMG. I was cold, and <u>nervous</u> and hugging LeRana.... it was scary. Umm. I had gym on Friday I think. idk. But we had a sub, and like, he let me play only one game! <i>woot!</i> <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/star.gif" alt="*" />makes cult<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/star.gif" alt="*" /> Um. We're "sculpting" in art. It's not clay. Its liek plaster. Im making an crocodile! I think I'm naming him Rene after Rene Lacoste, since he's an alligator, I cant think  of another name. <b>HELP ME?!</b> <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/fez.gif" alt="boring" /><br />
The KCA are <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/dunce.gif" alt="stupid" />. Kind of. It's all a glorified commerical, like all of those people who show up are having something up coming. It's on TV. Im not watching it.<br />
Well, I was <i>supposed</i> to go see <u>21</u> with Cassie but she cancelled! If she's <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/reading.gif" alt="reading" /> this I hope she knows I was a little mad! She does, I texted her about it! But we're all cool like Skank & Skunk . I went to the mall instead. With Nicole, Sam, and Alex. We made a builabear! We names hi, <u>Jean PAUL</u> cuz well Nicole likes Joe, I dont think im supposed to say that, but anywho, She does, and that's his nickname. Its <B>SO</b> LOL, we put like "Build-A-Bear" booxerbriefs (<img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" />) and some sunglasses! That all we put on, LMAO. He's a total hunk. You people are always like <i>post a picture!</i> and since I <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> you with all my <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/hearts.gif" alt="love" /> I shall! Nicole is the one who's holding him up, btw!<br />
<img src="http://i28.tinypic.com/vemywo.png"><br />
I also bought my <b>blue argyle socks!</b> AT EXPRESSMEN! Here they are, lmao! no wait click ( <a href="http://i27.tinypic.com/291n9yv.png">HERE!</a>) <img src="http://bluetux.org/fanupdate-2.1.1/img/tongue.gif" alt=":P" /><br />
Who likes my <u>new lay</u>? It's inspired by Adam and Eve, The Garden of Eden, "Enchanted Forests", "Piez Desalzos", and technoish! It's a bit cracked up. A few errors. I think? <b>tell me if anything's wrong</u>!<br />
Well, ttyl?
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